Ryan, from what I remember, is the highest paid reliever in baseball history. This dude blows more saves than Lindsay Lohan. “B. J.” is very aprapo…...
Here are the top 5 things B. J. should be doing instead of playing baseball.
1. Dig a hole
2. Live in the hole
3. Become an elephant handler
4. Grow a neck (like that one huh?)
5. Build a time machine then convince his parents not to “do it”
I passed up on K-Rod to get you thinking that I could use the $17 elsewhere. I can’t even get your namesake for $17! Where am I going to get a closer at this time of year?
Thanks for nothing B. J.
There, I feel better now. I hope B. J.’s parents don’t hate me for leaning on their son, but he's completely screwed up the 1st 1/3 of my season and believe u me, it's justified. - Peter Costa
Pete is a serious Rotisserie participant playing the same league with the same guys for 17 years. Not only has Peter never finished in the money; he’s finished last 13 times and no higher than 10th (in a league with 14 guys). Join us in following Peter’s trials, tribulations and frustrations, as he attempts to navigate his way out of the basement in 2009.
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