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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Matt Kemp owners are pissed

I can't take credit for this one. It was send in by Chuck Savnil of Ft. Lauderdale, FL. I almost peed my pants.

Matt Kemp owners are pissed

The man has a line of:
• .304
• HR 7
• RBI 33
• Runs 34
• SB 13

Even though he's been stuck in the 6/7/8 position all year. Now that interleague play has begun, Joe Torre's dream has finally come true. He batted Matt Kemp ninth today. Clearly Kemp viciously sodomized Torre's daughter, or Torre, or something.

Glad I don't own Kemp.
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Well unfortunately I do. And this is just the type of thing that screws me and keeps me in the basement.

Doesn't anyone elese find it kind of strange for a player of this caliber to be batting so for down all year? 9th is just silly. But I guess people are affraid to question Torre because of his stature. – Peter Costa

Pete is a serious Rotisserie participant playing the same league with the same guys for 17 years. Not only has Peter never finished in the money; he’s finished last 13 times and no higher than 10th (in a league with 14 guys). Join us in following Peter’s trials, tribulations and frustrations, as he attempts to navigate his way out of the basement in 2009.

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